(Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on Sesame Street).
(phone rings)
Bert: Hello? (pause for a moment) Son of a bitch, I'm on my way. (Gets up to put some pants on and then starts drinking).
Ernie: I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert.
Bert: Oh yeah? Well I wish you wouldn't eat all the cookies in the DAMN BED!