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Time Warp
Posted by eli on 06-22-2005 12:49pm
Archeologist unearth a transporter which takes them into a horrible future. An evil sorcerer rules over all and they find themsleves with no hope of returning.
Fireworks Spectacular
Posted by eli on 07-04-2005 7:15pm
Celebrate the 4th of July by blowing up a kitten. You should always attach a small animal to rockets before firing them!
Hitler Goes West
Posted by eli on 06-22-2005 3:17pm
What did Hitler do before WW2? Well he went on vacation to Albuquerque with his mischievous monkeys. His trained monkeys steal, kill, and blow things up with canons!
Engaging
Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind control device.)
Stewie: Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Don't pout now sweetie, when you were born the doctor told us you were the happiest newborn he'd ever delivered.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarion bastille! Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come.
